Sandcastles

"All my sandcastles fall like the ashes of cigarettes, and every wave drags me to sea."

First of all, how many sandcastles do you own? Are you a sand-prince/princess? Do you lead your beach kingdom with wisdom and grace? Did you rely on child labor to build your multiple castles? If your sandcastles are falling, maybe you should get real workers and actually pay them a fair, livable wage.

Otherwise, a wave will drag you out to sea. Maybe it's the third wave of feminism, dragging you out of your castle to join the sea of people fighting for gender equality. Maybe it's just salt water that desperately wishes to cradle you. Or maybe you shouldn't attempt to build a sandcastle during a hurricane, and you won't be dragged away by liquid.

These are also lyrics by Mayday Parade. Check out the song here. 

For some cool sandcastles/sand-art, click here. 

Pretty

"Do not try to be pretty." If we look at this as a binary system, then this means that you should try to be ugly. Too bad Halloween is only once a year.

"You weren't meant to be pretty." Because, you know, you're ugly.

"You were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky."

Ok, hold on. This is promoting both arsonary and vandalism, the latter which the graffitier committed by writing this on the bathroom stall. And graffiti the sky? With what? Sky writing?

So don't be pretty. Be a criminal. Because the two are clearly mutually exclusive.

Check out some beautiful baddies here.