UniTato

All behold the wonders of the UniTato, the mythical horned potato. Part unicorn, part potato, she does not know whether she is a herbivore or a starch. Closely related to Nyan Cat, she bounces through the sky, shooting rainbows and tater tots out of her bumhole. 

UniTato Facts

• The UniTato, although a mammal, is born from the earth.
• A UniTato has terrible vision and constantly bumps into things. This is only a problem in the air when its horn collides with hot air balloons.
• The UniTato can grow anywhere between 6 and 10 feet in height and weigh up to 2,500 lbs.
• When angry, the UniTato still looks like a bumbling idiot.
• The UniTato's main diet is candy and sunshine.
• The UniTato's feet are useless and only used for defensive flailing.
• UniTatos hate Cher.

Legend says that if you sing the Veggie Tales' theme song backwards to a UniTato, it turns into rainbow french fries. Eating the fries causes Polio.